Self-centered flatmate

Another annoying thing about a certain flatmate is she is so self-centered....

whenever we get marks back from Uni she never asks what we get unless she knows she has a better mark....I could understand if she didn't wanna tell us hers but not even be considerate enough to ask the rest of us how we got on. It's just rude. The only time she asked me how I did last semester was the one time she did better than me -it was my worst mark and her best. It just pisses me off that she only cares about making herself look good.

She also only talks about herself when having a 'conversation' with her. It' s all about her unless you bring anything else up, she never asks how you are, or what you've been up to (like any normal person would) and if you ever manage to steer the conversation to something that isn't her she somehow manages to bring it right back to her again.....grag!

Cutlery

The other week a certain flatmate did something incredibly petty and stupid. She removed all of her cutlery out of the drawer.....we now only have one set (mine) and a couple of extra pieces, which is ridiculous seeing as there is 4 of us and we don't do dishes too often.

She was apparently missing a spoon or something, that is of sentimental value (yes, a spoon!!!). So she removed all of her cutlery and now has it in her room, she also took out the cutlery holder thing so now all of it is on a towel in the drawer- it is completely ridiculous!!

So stupid...

EWW!

Today after a certain flatmate had left the bathroom...there was a tampon left next to the toilet roll. That was so disgusting, there are no words......except...GROSS!

Also, I was first in the bathroom this morning because I had a class test in my seminar, and when I was in the bathroom, she tried to get in!!! I got such a fright! I was having a shower so I was like half an hour and when I got out, she rushed straight in after me. Then as she was leaving the flat she stomped out and slammed the door even though the others were still asleep.

She is such a petty b****!

She seems to think she has some divine right to get into the bathroom before the rest of us in the mornings. Selfish cow.

This is one of my favourite moments of lost now! It made me lol! I am currently getting thoroughly confused by series 5! 

More annoying things about my flatmate

Grrr!

She hardly ever washes the dishes and only ever does her own (even then not all of them) while the rest of us all take turns of washing ALL the dishes.

AND on the rare occasion she does actually do some dishes they are filthy afterwards! They have bits of food all over them still-how can she think they are clean???? Now I have a bit of a reputation as the "dishes Nazi" just because I like to eat off of CLEAN dishes!!!!

She is so ignorant!

She also used my pen and left it on the radiator so it dried out! 

Now everything she does is getting to me (like she always leans on me inn lectures and does stupid things like slow-clapping when someone does something, I mean slow clapping for f***'s sake!)

Nutty Madam

This is Nutty Madam, she is obsessed with "Twilight" and composed this song about herself and the main characters! It is hilarious! My friends and I are kinda obsessed with "twilight" too but unlike her we are in it for the lulz! (It is a book about vampires who sparkle and has recently been made into an epic fail of a film-incase you don't know).

My flatmate is soo annoying

This seems like a good place to start.

I live in a decent flat with 2 other really nice people and 1 annoying cow.

Here are a few things she does to piss me (and the others) off:

1) she puts salt in her baths!!

(wtf is up with that, I mean actual bath salts-yes but table salt?! And it's flat salt as well so we are all paying for it! Plus she doesn't clean out the bath afterwards so it's all gritty when I want a shower!)

2) she leaves hair everywhere: in the plughole (which is totally gross), all over the bathroom floor, etc. (it creeps me out so now I have to wear shoes ALL THE TIME)

3) she is so f***ing needy (she wants your attention like ALL the time, it's so annoying- sometimes people just need time alone!)

4) she has an annoying laugh

5) she calls herself 'disabled ' because she is dyslexic (wtf!!!)

Ok I am sure there are more things but I will think of them later!